The Pollution Inc. letters

The Pollution Inc. letters were Letters i had to write for school... Because i was too lazy to put in some effort the letters turned out a little strange ... So i post them here in hopes that you will enjoy the wonders of my strange mind ...

Note: These are made up companies and address'

Complaint to Pollution Inc.

February 2, 2005

To Bob Vorgan, Director of Pollution Inc.
Pollution Inc.
123 Fake Street
Fake town, CA 00000

Dear Bob,

    I have noticed that you are killing birds by dumping sewage.
I don't like dying birds.

    One day i was walking down the street when i noticed a dying bird on the corner. He was dying from sewage. The barrels of sewage said "Pollution Inc. We pollute so you don't have to!™ " Can you stop dumping sewage please?

     I was happy with your company before because i didn't have to pollute. Now i feel that if birds are dying then you got's to cut that out. My friend told me his hamster committed suicide because of sewage. He tied a noose around his neck and jumped off a bridge and hit sewage on his way down.

Sincerely,
Nick F.

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No response from Pollution inc. Search for proof to protest Pollution inc. goes underway ...

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Picture Request letter to Birds Dying From Sewage Produced From Pollution Inc. Photographer Laboratories Incorporated.

February 3, 2005

To Dying bird photographer
At Birds Dying From Sewage Produced From Pollution Inc. Photographer Laboratories Incorporated.
1234 Fake Street
Fake World, CA 99999

Dear B.D.F.S.P.F.P.I.P.L.I. ,

     I am suing Pollution Inc. for the damage they caused to birds and hamsters. I am an 18 year old writing this for school work. I am writing this because i need some photos.

     I was wondering if you had any photos of dying birds in sewage. It has to be the act of dying not dead or a bird before he reaches the sewage. You really need to see the bird suffering in the photo. If you don't have one then i can arrange for a photo to be taken. My neighbor has a cockatoo, so i could break into his house with the rock i am holding as i write this letter. Don't ask me why i am holding a rock as i write this letter ... I just picked it up when i saw it shimmer in the sun on my way home from eating sushi. After i retrieve the bird we can go to the dump and toss the bird in , wait 30 seconds to let the sewage seep in, and take the picture .

     Thank you for considering my request and for taking the time to read this.

Sincerely,
Nick F.